Trollpasta wiki.exe
What follows is an audio transcript of my friend’s journal before he mysteriously suicided for unknown reasons.....
Chapter 1
One day I was bored so I decided to visit the trollpasta wiki. You ever heard of it? It’s this place where people submit bad creepypastas or port them over from CPW, if they’re extra shitty. Anyways, I decided to look at some bad trollpastas for a laugh when I noticed something was wrong with the wiki CSS... it was red instead of sky blue. I shook it off as a glitch and continued anyways.
So I saw some pretty bad pastas and laughed at them. But then I saw a link to one called “Trollpasta Wiki .exe.” I clicked it out of curiosity and found to my surprise that the monitor started bleeding. I was literally shaking this could not be happening the screen wouldn’t start bleeding oh fuck. It wasn’t a graphic either, it was actual blood coming OUT OF MY COMPUTER MONITOR!!! (I tasted it to be extra sure, definitely blood.)
Suddenly I heard a voice coming from my pc: “NICHOLAAAAAAASS” Holy shit the!EVIL PATRIXXX was talking to me from my pc and he said my real name! His lips were moving too and they were hyper realistic. “YOU ARE GOING TO DIE AT MY HAND!” “Not if I have anything to say about it!” I replied. Fortunately, I was very skilled at martial arts (I’m almost an orange belt!) and was able to duke it out one on one. But I think he cursed my pc or something, because whenever he punched me, I could feel it in real life! “ETHAAAAN!” the EVIL PATRIXXX said, a bloody mess on the floor. “Yeah and also my name’s Nicholas?” I said because my backspace key is broken and my brother won’t teach me how to use keyboard shortcuts. But I guess he didn’t get to answer, because just like that, he died. Plain and simple.
I breathed a sigh of relief and sat down. But suddenly, I heard a rumbling noise. All of a sudden my roof began to bleed before exploding, revealing a hyper-realistic helicopter with EVIL PATRIXXX inside! “YOU FOOL!” EVIL PATRIXXX sadi. (ignore that typo) “EVIL PATRIXXX CANNOT DIE! IT’S RULE NUMBER 9 ON THE WIKI!” He then grabbed out a machine gun and shot me to death.
I’m writing this now as a ghost to warn you that if you see an article called Trollpasta wiki.exe, DON’T CLICK IT! If you do, EVIL PATRIXXX will chase you down and murder you to death. Oh man I’m shaking I’m literally convulsing right now
Chapter 2
there is no chapter 2 sorry :(